I wasn't there but I was told a man lost his false teeth in McDonalds's this morning. His wife threw away their trash with his false teeth included.
When he asked her which of the four trash bins she threw their trash in she couldn't remember.
He got mad at her for not knowing which one of the four trash bins he should look in.
So he decided the thing to do was just take all four large black plastic trash bags home with them. So he did. Smart fellow.
